To be honest i dont really remember 100% of what i really do in taiwan,hong kong & macau.In taiwan i know we shop,club,travel,drink alot.Hotel in taiwan,they call it “fan dian” and for us we call it “jiu dian” jiu dian to them is dirty KTV for adult to drink and fool with girls.I’ve tried local KTV before and usually they are vietnamese,so there’s a communication break down between us.You gotta just ALL ACTION NO TALKING.Even if they tried real hard to sing with you,pronunciation turns me down.But for taiwan’s jiu dian it’s different ! the taiwan girls speak fluent chinese so there is entertainment,songs,games and laughter but dont speak english to them,they’ll reply in alien-ish language.So that night during my birthday we went to taipei’s top club “Luxy” but we didnt realise it was a fucking monday ! So we ask the cab driver where can we drink & party,so he brought us to this “jiu dian”.Everything is so different and “funny”.Why i say funny ? because they have a title/name for every post.Waiter is “shao ye”(master) mama-san is “gan pu” initially i thought it was “gan bu” which is MOTHERFUCKER ! After minutes of discussion we assumed “gan bu: means fuck minster in direct chinese translation.That was hilarious,they also have manager,vice manager.So we got a deal of 1 girl for me with infinite liquor for the night,fruits and some dishes.The dishes are great though ! soft shell crab,and some spicy kong ba.Lady gaga is ultra hot in taiwan so i managed to find her songs there,so i blast it.And we also learnt a couple of taiwanese dice games,basically it just throw dice into a big bowl and certain number show who’s the loser.I puked into that big bowl after few hours of drinking,i puke in the room,along the way,in the cab,and hug the toilet bowl in hotel to puke for like another 10 minutes.Was horrible,i think i puke more than 3 liters,no kidding.I sat on the floor and my face rubbing on the toilet bowl’s sit and puke.I missed out the conversation between K and the driver,B recorded down everything he said to the driver.hilarious to the max…K cant speak chinese and driver cant speak english,we’re staying at “dong long fan dian” K told the driver “go to the hotel with lions and dragons” driver was puzzled so he call and ask his taxi gang for aid.He asked K does he like taiwan,K said “i love taiwan,very happppieee at the moment ! ” Although i was dead drunk but i still know what’s going on,i know what are they talking about,K kept asking the driver “do u understand,is that understood?” then diver reply in tai yu(hokkien) “wa tia bo la” and K said the epic line…”oh my fucking god,you dont understand ? FUCK YOU !” Everything was recorded down in B’s mobile,i’ll try to get it then upload here asap.
Next few days we tried hot spring,night market,bbq buffet(koh recommanded one).We traveled really far to the hot spring,it’s a public full naked one but when we go there,it was empty so 3 of us just jump in with boxer after a short shower.Hot spring is not fun ! When i’m inside,i feel dizziness & almost faint *laughs* B felt the same too.Minutes after the photo taking and stuff,the manager come in and tell us to take our boxer off.We ignored and the 3rd time he come in,we’ve got no choice but to get naked,with a small bucket covering our friend.It was too hot so we GTFO after getting naked,while we’re changing there was this uncle,he shower himself thoroughly.Every inches of his body,in between the toes,behind the ears.And the 3 of us just jump in after a short shower,i think we really dirtied the pool ! *runs*
For night market it’s quite similar to local “pasar malam” but it’s a bigger version with many things that singapore doesnt have.They have hot dogs as big as my whole arm,bitter gourd juice is quite famous too,i have no idea why.It tasted like crap,when u first drink it,it is quite sweet(honey added) but the aftermath is horrible.
Taiwan club (ye dian)
A little more fun then local ones,girls have better dress sense,cheaper alcohol & it’s big,really big.Except their music kinda suck,lady gaga and more gaga…THEY EVEN REPEAT SAME SONG OVER FOR 3 TIMES ! That DJ fail ! But 1 thing good about the DJ is,he pick some girls from the crowd to dance on the stage and make them to strip to nothing but a thong left ! Imagine her naked with a thong and her arm covering her raisins,that’s hot.I saw a girl with wing under her panties,why strip when u having period ? That’s not cool.
Taiwan girls wear extremely thick make ups,and 1 thing i realised about the school girls.Everyone of them have the same hairstyle ! If i’m not wrong,it’s call “mei mei tou”.
We asked alot of locals where’s the tourist attraction places and where we can have fun,i dont understand why they must always tell us where to find their prostitute,that’s not part of tourist attraction man ! BTW their cab is cheap as fuck,no midnight charges or whatever.
Then as for hong kong,we cant speak cantonese so i leave the communication to K,he can speak a little,but too little.Cab is hong kong is slightly expensive but there’s not midnight charges too.Just that some drivers charge without meter,we spent S$30 just to go peak of a higher ground in like 10 minutes ride.That peak can see almost all of hong kong’s high rise buildings,really great view.Honky also have funny names,guy named Nina and girls named Jumbo ! Hey jumbo you look really jumbo man~
Food & cigarettein hong kong is cheap but for cigarette,taiwan is only S$3 per pack of marlboro while hong kong is S$6,Singapore it’s S$12 *middle finger*. Food is real cheap,3 of us had dim sum for only around S$9 each.We ordered:
thousand year egg congee X3
CHAR SIEW PAU <—- epic X1
Siu Mai X1
Har Gao X2
Pigeon X1
Pork’s Rib X1
Fried Wanton X1
I ate dim sum 1 day before going overseas with B and we only ordered char siu pau,har gao,siu mai and lo mai gai.Already around S$15
AV DVD and sex toys are everywhere,alot of night markets too.There is where “art of haggling” comes in.K is pro in it,no kidding.And if your’re loaded,there have street like orchard,with all the branded boutique unlike taiwan,their small shopping mall is empty,the locals are too poor to shop in air con shopping mall i think.
I spent around S$700+ on 2 pair of jeans and watch @ Bauhaus,i buy without thinking,that was insane.But will you buy a watch which cost like $200 cheaper than singapore ? YES YOU WILL !!
K also met his black berry pin friend S,she’s rich but she look and sound like taiwan host (li jin) She brought us to this private club which is located on the 29th floor of a hotel,only for the rich and famous.We got in with JUST A DRINK ! Smoking at the balcony with great view and music,4.5 stars,0.5 star is lack of chicks.Hong kong girls look and dress better than taiwan girls.I think S is club regularly and she’s fucking rich,long q to get into a club,she cut the q whisper to the bouncer and we’re in.
We took a ferry to macau’s casino hopping to win fuck lots of money and come back by helicopter which cost S$1090.I lost like $200 to dices and blackjack,K lost like $500-$600 *spit on the floor* gambling is really addictive.We go back to our hong kong hotel eating instant noodles & junk food.
